pokemon sexist

Not capturing a Pokémon because of it being a female or male

Man, Rob is such a pokemon sexist, he restarted the game 5 times to make the pokemon become male

by RandomRedneck34 February 16, 2015

pokemon cards

a slang term for marijuana. used by stoners when they can't use any other common names for marijuana (pot, weed, ganja, bud, etc.) because of the presence of authority figures or people who oppose marijuana.

(as teacher walks by)

harold: hey man, you wanna buy some pokemon cards after school?

kumar: hell yeah man!

by The Fantastic Mr. Fox June 28, 2009

Pokemon XY

A masterpiece.

This show is good, but isn't a Pokemon XY.

by DaBaby is DaGoat April 14, 2021

Pokemon paranoia

That moment your boyfriend /partner takes a minute too long to take your photo.

"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."

--Pokemon paranoia

by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016

Pokemon gangsta

SE Asian gang members who use their drug money to buy seemingly uncool trading cards (Pokemon, Yu-gi-Oh, etc etc).

Any asian in a gang who enjoys trading card games is a Pokemon gangsta.

by Allhustle November 17, 2009

pokemon universe

Pokemon Universe is an online game from the future (also known as PU). One day the internet will migrate to the pokemon universe. The universe will begin with a big bang of trainers from around the internet, but don't worry, all of the noobs will be weeded out when they enter the caves of Zubat.

#1 - Joe: "What happened to Austin?" - Ethan: "Zubat!" - Joe: "Ah."

#2 - Alex: "My Pokemon Universe team is full of Mudkips. Aren't I awesome?" - Eric: "PU n00b."

by Spirit42 July 8, 2010

pokemon porn

We all know you watch it read it jackoff to it so don't sent it and give me the link to some Rosa/Mei porn

Fap fap

Yo motherfucker police

Shit gotta bust this nut first

*Already dead by overfapping*

Dude I jacked off to some Pokemon porn Mei porn
Dude that's fuckin disgusting

Ay o send me the link later

by Doomgamer January 20, 2018