Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

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plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful

I swear Tommy's such a plonker

by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021

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plonkerdonker

A person who thinks all the time

"Pete is such a plonkerdonker"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021

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PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ

This word is used as a key board exgacuration for nothing.and can be used as curription on keyboard or something

Person 1 : Hello
Person 2 : what

Person 1 : what?
Person 2: PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
Person 2: sorry keyboard mistake writing error (lol)
Person 1 : how did you do that we are talking in real time you are sitting infront of me

Person 2: (takes out light saber ) you have heard enough

Person 1 : call an ambulance someone please but not for me

Person : takes out a Jedi out his pocket

by Animeormanga March 6, 2021

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plokmijnuhbyvtcrdxeszwaq

Plokmijnuhbyvtcrdxeszwaq is when a human being who is suffering for IBS (Insanely bored syndrome) is wallowing on his keyboard by going down from right to left on it. This usually happens in schools, when every computer only allows coolmathgames.com to be used for fun. A student turns on notepad, word or paint and just wallows on his keyboard.

Hey dude, I'm gonna plokmijnuhbyvtcrdxeszwaq so I can have a little bit of fun. -Totally some kid

by DurkaDurkDurk March 15, 2021

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