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Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina
"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"
by Fbfzone December 13, 2020
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plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful
I swear Tommy's such a plonker
by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021
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plonkerdonker

"Pete is such a plonkerdonker"
by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021
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PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ

This word is used as a key board exgacuration for nothing.and can be used as curription on keyboard or something
Person 1 : Hello
Person 2 : what

Person 1 : what?
Person 2: PLOKMIJNUHBYGVTFCRDXESZWAQ
Person 2: sorry keyboard mistake writing error (lol)
Person 1 : how did you do that we are talking in real time you are sitting infront of me

Person 2: (takes out light saber ) you have heard enough

Person 1 : call an ambulance someone please but not for me

Person : takes out a Jedi out his pocket
by Animeormanga March 6, 2021
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plokmijnuhbyvtcrdxeszwaq

Plokmijnuhbyvtcrdxeszwaq is when a human being who is suffering for IBS (Insanely bored syndrome) is wallowing on his keyboard by going down from right to left on it. This usually happens in schools, when every computer only allows coolmathgames.com to be used for fun. A student turns on notepad, word or paint and just wallows on his keyboard.
Hey dude, I'm gonna plokmijnuhbyvtcrdxeszwaq so I can have a little bit of fun. -Totally some kid
by DurkaDurkDurk March 15, 2021
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Plonka

Sacha shush Will Sames owns this word

Plonka is someone who is silly and stupid
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plokijuhygtfrdeswaqqawsedrftghyujkiolpzxcvbnmmnbvcxz

tired in class so yo type plokijuhygtfrdeswaqqawsedrftghyujkiolpzxcvbnmmnbvcxz to detract yourself from the boredom
how are you doing i am plokijuhygtfrdeswaqqawsedrftghyujkiolpzxcvbnmmnbvcxz
by lean meme March 30, 2021
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