Platinumlocks

Goldilocks is just right. Platinumlocks is more than just right, to the point of being total delulu.

Used when referring to unreasonably rosy economic projections or crazy high stock prices.

Every time I see the S&P 500 hit new highs I think, wtf man, I can’t even afford groceries, why does the market keep pricing in platinumlocks growth

by Laptopmerc May 14, 2024

Platinum 🐉 🐲 🀄 🐉 🐲 🀄 🐉 🐲 🀄 《¤》platinum《¤》 Platinum《¤》

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 15, 2025

platinum Jew

The peak of judaism some one who has reached the level of platinum Jew has awakened there Jew powers like mind control and jewellery making

Jack graff is a platinum jew

by Silver Jew February 22, 2025

Platinum Puller

This involves Jerkmate Ranked, it is Rank 5. Only the person who goons and has the most strokes per second is allowed up here.

Damn, that dude is a platinum puller, he must be so good at gooning.

by x2 AssBandit February 27, 2025

Platinum premium

Meaning you got the best of the best qualities in all ways. And it all comes in bulk packages

I got that platinum premium baby in bulk packages

by Lil ButtButt February 17, 2026

Plantanimal

Noun: An animal that is also a plant, normally the dirt of the plant

Created by Mariah Elizabeth

Mariah painted the squishy as a plantanimal

by Indie_has_died June 10, 2025

Plantanimal

Noun: An animal that is also a plant, normally the dirt of the plant

Created by Mariah Elizabeth

Mariah painted the squishy as a plantanimal

by Indie_has_died June 10, 2025