Pitter patter

Small or light conversation that holds no meaning

Ex. Stop all that pitter patter and focus on your work

by Don keykong January 12, 2025

PitterPatter

The act of heart reacting one's own social media content. This word came about in the late 1920's and is commonly used to describe the narcissism and misogyny one must possess to heart react their own content.

I was scrolling through Facebook and I noticed this one guy pitterpatters all of his own content.

by StompyMcGee January 18, 2025

Pitheist

A skeptic convinced that biblical stories are at best 3.14% true (and therefore that God’s nonexistence is at least 96.86% certain).

Anecdotally, pitheists appear to be overrepresented among mathematicians compared with linguists.

by Numerati March 13, 2026

piemelkut

some who’s a douche but also a wuss from the Dutch words penis + pussy

You are a piemelkut

by Windex Rolex March 9, 2025

PIGmentation

PIGmentation: "The delusional belief that you’re photogenic just because you’ve mastered the art of selfie filters, angles, and the ‘Insta-Glow.’ People with PIGmentation suffer from Photogenic InstaGram Syndrome (PIGS) and think they look like models when, in reality, they’re just a filtered version of pigsy—all for clout and likes. #NotSoCute"

Indians have PIGmentation syndrome

by Lookseehere April 5, 2025

pitential

Da capability dat Mike Mulligan tested his steam shovel Mary Anne on when he dug da cellar for da new Popperville town hall.

Mary Anne had amazing pitential --- she could dig as much in one day as a hundred men could dig in a week.

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

Pimentaco

A pimento taco

There's a pimento taco... a pimentaco in the glove box

by Derpyaltt July 17, 2025