a Ryan dude that likes to f l e x his speed skills to other people in the bejeweled fans discord server. he likes speed modes and so far, someone's yet to beat him. his favorite number 120, just so you know.
person 1: "o my god! that boo piper dude just got 23 million in SFL!"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"
by cucklefisher February 2, 2020
Get the boo pipermug. Piper’s pretty much a train wreck lol.
She’s got a dark past probably an alcoholic and/or drug addict. Has unlimited supply of weird fucking stories that often don’t make sense to anyone but her. Is most likely adopted or in foster care. Hates animals, loves murder and death. DEFINITELY a power top. Skinny, pale kinda looks dead, her hair is dry and crusty cause of all the hair dye she uses and usually has green bloodshot eyes. Seems like a hoe but is actually a virgin. Overall just a good time, but don’t mess with her lol.
She’s got a dark past probably an alcoholic and/or drug addict. Has unlimited supply of weird fucking stories that often don’t make sense to anyone but her. Is most likely adopted or in foster care. Hates animals, loves murder and death. DEFINITELY a power top. Skinny, pale kinda looks dead, her hair is dry and crusty cause of all the hair dye she uses and usually has green bloodshot eyes. Seems like a hoe but is actually a virgin. Overall just a good time, but don’t mess with her lol.
ayo u see that girl snorting cocaine off that girls tits while singing adele??
yeah that’s just piper being piper
yeah that’s just piper being piper
by lolitwasntme;\ November 23, 2021
Get the Pipermug. An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability
by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018
Get the Piper clownmug. Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's third lawmug. Pipers are very energetic girls and can fall in love faster than a speeding bullet. They are very loud, but also sensitive. They are usually hanging out with friends, as they don't like to be lonely. Strong on opinions, and not afraid to stand up. Super talkative too. If you have a Piper, make sure you don't let her go.
Piper is very Energetic
by anonymous May 20, 2021
Get the Pipermug. Sexiest history teacher alive. Has a battle helmet. Says the N-word then asks if it's okay. Is white.
by Geoffrey is Jewish November 2, 2021
Get the Mr. Pipermug.