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Simon Peters

A word for faecal matter, poo, shit etc.
I just did a Simon Peters on my grandmothers TV!
by GODINHUMANFORM July 24, 2012
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russell peters

One hit wonder everybody loves because of his video, but is actually one of the most offensive stupid comics who reuses the same old shit over and over again.
I went to a live show at a college with Russell peters. It was the worst two hours ever. For the whole time, he chose random people and made fun of their names or skin color. Better stick to watching the video, this guy is used.
by Russell peters actually sucks September 24, 2005
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St. Petersburg Surprise

The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"
I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.
by incarcerator March 5, 2014
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Petersen

Its the step in between pregnancy and abortion.
I really need to examine my options and I might go the Petersen route.
by Mike Andreason March 12, 2008
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Jordan Peters

A fat retard who is a very bad person and eats humans while sleeping under a rock
by awesome sauce5552186 April 23, 2011
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billy peters

a tool. trash talker. not give a fucker. someone who just doesnt give a **** about anything. basically a tool. a flake.
billy peters example: trash. garbage.

"stfu"
by thats right yo October 9, 2008
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Peters

Verb

a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..

can describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.

Can also describe the explosion of home-made ginger beer. the bottle is said to have peters-ed. bonus points are awarded if the lemon pieces go all over the victim.
'peters came to my house last weekend, and peters-ed my guitar jack. i only found out when he told me.'

'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'

look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..

the home-made ginger beer peters-ed all over Mr Dare, complete with lemon pieces to flavour.
by jamesblay December 3, 2009
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