Pedro Torres

Pedro is really cute. He's the most caring and sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He's super funny and you always have the best time when you get hang out with him. Pedro's are very lovable. Everyone needs a Pedro in their life. Pedro's also have a big booty;)🍑

Person 1: Pedro Torres is so cute, funny, and caring. Hes the best.
Person 2: I know I have a crush on him
Person 1: Me too..

by Keeks25 June 21, 2017

Pedro

Ada the ugliest bitch you'll ever meet .If u date him he'll like u for awhile but then turn around not after about a month . He has ugly buck teeth and mental eyes . If u brake up with a Pedro just read this and forget that bitch.

Pedro:hey u wanna go out?
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......

by The bad Bitch October 30, 2017

Pedro

A short kid immigrated from Mexico that is gay and has a tumor

“Hey did you see Pedro”
Yea he’s tumor is huge

by What Pedro November 28, 2017

pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017

Pedro Ribeiro

He is an enormous douchebag who loves penis for breakfast because he has a small penis . Sometimes he is so fcking annoying and people just want to kill that cunt . He is the worst person you could ever know!

Danny-"Whats his disease?"
Phil-"People call that "Pedro Ribeiro" "
Danny-"Sounds disgusting"
Phil-"Yeah, indeed..."

by Tigae October 13, 2016

Pervy Pedro

You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face

I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.

by Lews Therin October 19, 2019

Chef Pedro

Chef Pedro will make you the best breakfasts you didn’t even know you wanted. He keeps it simple but is highly meticulous and every dish comes out immaculate. Definitely don’t pass up a Chef Pedro plate.

I can’t believe I got to eat a Chef Pedro dish!

by kitten_creature November 15, 2020