Smack barm pea wet

A sexual act in Wigan where you get the juice left over from mushy peas, rub it on your cock and smack someone in the face with it. They usually then lick it off.

Ey lad, do you fancy a smack barm pea wet tonight?

You bloody bet I do lad. Get the peace juice ready.

by A Mac Attack October 15, 2018

Pair of purple hull peas

Where a guys balls are busted so hard that they are brused and turn purple.

kathy busted my batts really hard the other day and now I have a pair of purple hull peas.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

the peas have fallen in the mayonaise

oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.

doing bad things and people finding out

by princess laura March 11, 2004

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack

Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers

An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.

by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 16, 2014

Pea shooter

The art of farting in your hand, cupping it like a tube and blowing it in your victims face.

"Here dave can you smell that? .. (what) this... poofff into his nostrils the pea shooter goes.

by Mattckt March 17, 2023

pea podding

Turning someone's clothes inside out

Patrick will be pissed off when he finds out we cabbaged his bag and did some pea podding of his clothes!

Everyone's left their door open in our hall - time to do some pea podding!

by matt20122 January 5, 2012