Pankratz

v. to be an angry assclown to someone else strictly for the fun of ruining their good time.

"Alan called the cops and Pankratzed our party."

by Psuedodynamic August 7, 2008

manky panky

when two particularly unattractive people decide to have sex.

ellie: you see those two munters over there?
beth: yeah?
ellie: they had manky panky on the trampoline :/
*beth vomits*

by damp_jpeg96 November 20, 2011

spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

plank

Johnny 2x4's best buddy.

Johnny:Tell a funny joke!
Plank:...............
Johnny:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one buddy!
Plank:...............

by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003

pank

to bang some chick hard as fuck. with no regard to anything except banging.

"dude, you see that fineass chick with the big boobs?"
"hell yeah man, id pank her till the cows came home!"
*high fives*

by Winston S. January 21, 2008

hanky panky

The stupiedest word in the history of man made to describe promiscuity.

conservative father: now i don't want you two gettin all hanky panky in the back seat, ya hear?

son: seriously dad? your making this awkward.

by IHateConservativeHicks July 10, 2010

Panko

An extremely lazy person that has no common sense and adds no value to the bottom line. Constantly appologizes for lack of results but never actually does anything about it.

That guy is a real Panko; he has done nothing all week.

by Armageddon2012 September 3, 2009