Brett Palmer

A self-centered jerk who is a want to be. Commonly found getting swirlied in the toilet. Get a life, Brett.

Person 1: Who’s that kid with the mismatched Crocs?

Person 2: Must be Brett Palmer

by Brett667 May 3, 2018

Kendrick Palmer

Now you've met a Kendrick, and you've met a Palmer, but have you ever met a Kendrick Palmer? He's a cool and badass friend that will always be there for you no matter what. He's supper de dupper childish and always finds a way to squeeze in a joke to make someone smile. He will always be there for you even when your at your lowest and even when he's at his lowest. He will never ever cease to make his friends smile even when he has his own turmoil eating him up inside. He cares about everyone but sometimes cares to much for the wrong people. He's cute not only appearance wise but personality wise. He always have a smile on his face but sometimes it's to hide his pain. He's not only a good friend but a compassionate lover. Once he wants you he'll drop anything and everything to have you and once you his he never plans on letting go. He's the type of person you need to keep in your life forever, because there's no one like him on earth. Over all around he's someone that once you have you need to keep and when he says I love you he means it forever.

Person: who's that person over there
Khloee: which one?
Person: the one with the big smile
Khloee: oh that's Kendrick Palmer. My Boyfriend

by ÇråzyyÇrëâtìöñ December 15, 2018

Jerald Palmer

The combination of grapefruit juice and sweet tea.

Yo homie is that an Arnie Palmer? Naw man it's a Jerald Palmer.its a combination of grapefruit juice and sweet tea How is it? It's bussing.

by LethargicChorizo420 July 6, 2022

The Palmer Method

When someone feels like they need to go to the bathroom, but instead fart for 15 minutes to relieve bowel pressure and thus don't need to go anymore.

I had to go so bad on the airplane, but couldn't get up from my seat so I used The Palmer Method

by Mackus December 6, 2022

Doin A Laura Palmer

When you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

Gf: Baby what are you doing with that coke? It's Sunday night, and you have work at 7am tomorrow!

Me: Oh baby, im "Doin a Laura Palmer", its when you do a couple of lines of coke before bed time.

by nunyadamnbuidness May 5, 2019

paleohippie

n. an aging hipster

adj. having a long-time hippie nature or reputation

"Polished and politically correct politicians who failed to capture enough votes in this week's election can look to San Miguel County for a lesson in how to be an off-brand paleohippie and hold office" - Nancy Lofholm, Denver Post

"You know... if it would just burn up the paleohippie Schumerhole of Santa Cruz itself, it might even be worth
the suffering of all the poor woodland creatures..." -madfly

by Art Goodtimes July 24, 2008

Paleotech

A Information Systems technician capable of only working on old ass equipment.

You need a Paleotech for that PC - Model 5150.

by Doctor Blue Tongue June 1, 2010