Cuddle struggle

When you don't want to move because your pet is snuggling with you.

I can't get out of bed this morning because Daisy looks so comfortable.

That's the cuddle struggle.

by Journey Man August 28, 2019

struggle sword

A male phallus that cannot get hard ( erectile disfunction )

I woke up next to this fat beast the next morning, man did I have a "struggle sword"!

by nakaknak December 14, 2007

STRUGGLE BLUNTS

Skinny blunts or blunts filled with Huckabee (substandard marijuana). Hence the term "Struggle Blunts".

I can't smoke with Denzel, he smokes those 'Struggle Blunts'.

by MADGUNS FOREVER™ December 6, 2022

Struggle slut

Struggle Slut, noun. Someone whose whole claim to fame is being slutty but not being able to fill those urges because allegiance to other vices.

Billy was complaining about missing the orgy because he had to run home to watch I am Cait. What a struggle slut.

by bartby b June 22, 2016

Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

mixed struggle

When mixed people are constantly struggling with the balance of being white or black ; hanging with the black crowd or hanging with the white crowd

(Black Crowd) “Ay Miss Thang! I already got you girl! I’ll beat his ass if he ever disrespects my home girl again!”
(White Crowd) “omg and then he took me to the movies and we went home and watched tv!”

See the mixed struggle?

by Dancer today dancer tomorrow April 20, 2019

Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.

Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.

by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023