Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”

“Shuffle the puppies!”

by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022

refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.

refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.

by dogwang May 18, 2012

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 20, 2012

Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on

I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle

by Nested Elevator January 06, 2018

Filthy Shuffle

A dance native to Omaha brought on by too much Jameson. The dance is comprised of staples from different dances. Some of the moves seen in the dance are "The Dice Roll", "The C Walk", "Deion Sanders endzone celebration", "The Frank Reynolds", etc. Since the dance is always evolving, it will never go out of style.

After killing Seth in College Football, Sean filthy shuffled up a storm.

by The With July 30, 2011

solomon shuffle

visiting all of your teachers on the tuesday before grading closes to turn in every assignment that was due that quarter.

He's doing the Solomon Shuffle, he still has to visit Lowry to turn in 3 labs and Ms. Lutz to turn in 2 essays before 3:29

by frank mcsmucker December 03, 2021

wikipedia shuffle

A fake news strategy to smear persons using Wikipedia. Here's how it works: 1) Bribe Wikipedia editors to fabricate a fake smear 2) Market the Wikipedia citation to several corrupted media outlets that are known to publish the information 3) Delete or revert the original fabricated smear Wikipedia edits 4) Market the corrupted media articles citing the previously existing fabricated Wikipedia article to additional media outlets that may or may not be corrupted and observe the successful launder smears turned factual out of little effort

source: @2:46:31 youtu.be/UuTDAXdkPr4#t=2h46m31s

I Wikipedia Shuffled Donald Trump, Alex Jones, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden and made a lot of money by acftually doing my job!

by jkcl May 17, 2019