Threading the needle

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself

I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle

by Coolman8760 February 18, 2020

On the Needle

To be addicted to a chemical substance that is consumed via intravenous injection.

"Hey man, you hear about T'Rone's ex girlfriend?"

"You mean that bitch he made up a definition for her name on Urban Dictionay say her name mean a girl that sweet and smart and beautiful and we told him he a fool cuz that bitch a ho?"

"Yeah that the one. She dead"

"HAHA, nice! How she die?"

"Shit, that bitch was on the needle man. She OD in a shitty motel out on Seventh Street and the said homeless dudes was bustin they nut up in that dead shit."

by Drunken Horde July 30, 2016

Needle dink fly fucker

Man with small penis

Man is that guy ever a needle dink fly fucker! Watch him go

by Trailerpark18 May 30, 2022

Needle

Noun
A small ass joint

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."

by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017

Needle nose

Someone who sees and knows through a lens.. very needle nose. Somehow always in your business.!?!

See that right there!??? Needle nose go in. They must be up to some needle nose shit. Stop them before they know and we shit.!

by Irridescent leopard moon November 22, 2021

Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

by Big Tom July 10, 2016

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023