Threading the needle

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself

I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle

by Coolman8760 February 18, 2020

Nifty Needles

When something is interesting, as in ideas or events.

You went to the midnight showing? That's nifty needles.

by vagrantviolin September 27, 2013

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

needle pricking

When a man with an abnormally thin dick repeatedly thrusts in his lover even after the orgasm

I will needle Prick you all night
Needle Pricking is my hobby

by IWillKillYourDog January 28, 2018

needle junkie

Is a person who is consumed by using illegal drugs intravenously. Using a needle to shoot up drugs into their veins. The euphoria from shooting up drugs into the veins is almost instantaneous compared to smoking or snorting a line. A drug addict who only uses by injecting drugs into their veins. Their life is spiraling downward and over half of IV users are homeless, jobless, and lost their kids and family.

The needle junkie has an abscess on his arm from missing the veins while shooting up drugs.

by anonymous December 30, 2020

mr. needle

AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.

Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.

by imakanyemess September 23, 2016

Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles

A group of 4 idiots, dumbasses, and all around morons who spend their time doing fuckshit. They will get you in way to much trouble with your parents and their siblings. Also do waaaay too many drugs and drink like fish. Typically spend time doing nothing, sitting around in ones basement, and/or eating their grandmother's delicious food. They will, on average, spend 7 days straight by going to bed after 5am and sleeping till 3, just to do the same thing again. Often times will get in arguments about pattern recognition, such as the subsequent shape coming after "square, circle, square...". Cite also 1 OPM falling out of the fridge. Inventors of the game "Flash" - details unspecified.

However, they are the best people to have in your corner, ever. They will never turn their backs on you, no matter how far apart they seem. They will have your back no matter the circumstance or no matter the obstacles. Most definitely, four of the tightest, closest, and fun groups of people ever.

person 1: what are those 4 homoculous ingrates doing over there?
person 2: oh them? that's just the Tutant Meenage Needle Teedles.

person 1: they have got to be retarded.
person 2: yeah they are, 100%.

by notmyfaulty May 6, 2025