Cock Mong

A cock mong is a person who loves cock and is identified as a mong

Boi 1: Bro, My friend Curtis is being such a little Cock Mong.
Boi 2: No way, my mum is such a cock mong as well.

by splashhhey November 23, 2019

Mong

Blane McGarry

‘Sorry about blane, he’s just a mong’

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

mongs mugs and dishonesty

A band invented in 2021 at precisely 3:03 am. To prove that we can outsmart Jave Hapel Jave Karrison.

Who's up for a little smoke mirrors aka mongs mugs and dishonesty.

by Mong Regulators June 9, 2021

Mong

People who are British or have the name

Hugh and Gus you are such mongs

by Wonder Hugh (get the pun?) March 4, 2019

Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs

Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.

by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014

Monge

It's my last name

That's Mr. Monge to you, cunts!

by S. W. Allows February 11, 2022

mong-deane

someone or something which resembles a retarded blowfish and who sharts alot, especially on hot summer days.

chacha from finding nemo... mong-deane

by jenny fartsalot July 6, 2011