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doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)
John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.
by Crizzle McGizzle May 3, 2008
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Kincade Scale

A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..
Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.

Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !
by binydeamon March 22, 2009
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fail scale

a scale represented by Failions that measures fail in all matters applied

note: failions can go into negative, as well as be represented by the metric system's notations (kili, mega, giga, et cetera)
Person 1: "How would you grade The Happening on the fail scale?"

Person 2: "About 3.5 kilifailions, what about you?"

Person 1: "I actually liked it, I'd say -7 failions."

Person 2: "You just earned a gigafailion, good job."
by iNhibotor March 20, 2009
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pH scale

The pH scale (always written with a small p and a capital H) is the scale used to determine how acidic or alkaline a substance is.

It goes from 1 to 14. 1 being very acidic, and 14 being very alkaline. 7 is neutral.
Dude! Did you see that corrosive acid! It must have been 1 on the pH scale!
by Science dewd April 4, 2010
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kinky scale

A scale from 1 to 12 which determines how kinky you are, depending on which activities you have taken part in, 1 being not very kinky, and 12 being the kinkiest.
by Merrrrrr July 6, 2007
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Google scale

When you download the Google Toolbar, there is an option that Google gives you to let them spy on you... er, rate the pages you visit. That is called the Google Scale. Ahem.
*sings* Sometimes I feel like, my Google Scale's watching me.. *stops singing* Oh wait, it is!
by Muffin November 4, 2004
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Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.
Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese
by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 27, 2012
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