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Morning Loose

The female equivalent to Morning Glory or Morning Wood.

When a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.
"I must have been dreaming about StupidPeanut last night - woke up looser than a bucket of worms"

Girl 1: "woke up with morning loose today"
Girl 2: "did your fella notice?"
Girl 1: "yeah - thanks to the the smell"
by StupidPeanut May 27, 2010
mugGet the Morning Loosemug.

Loose Shifter

One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks.
Loose Shifter: THATS SO COOL!!111!!!!1

Annoyed Person: You are such a loose shifter.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
mugGet the Loose Shiftermug.

loose change

dude its a video that shows how fucked up bush and his government butt agents
go to youtube.com and type in loose change and see why george bush blew up the twin towers and since he was racist blamed arabs
loose change isa video not coins
by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006
mugGet the loose changemug.

get loose

getting nasty and doing anything sexual
by ezzy22 May 7, 2010
mugGet the get loosemug.

Moving loose

Person - “I’m watching how toothbrushes are made. Ever since I got my electric one i can’t stop thinking about it” Friend - “You’re moving loose”
by Thatguymaking July 2, 2019
mugGet the Moving loosemug.

loose in the loafers

I think our math teacher is a little loose in the loafers
by dawn June 15, 2002
mugGet the loose in the loafersmug.

loose angela

n., Los Angeles, especially when referring to the sex culture there.
Is Morrissey's time in Loose Angela coming to an end?
by Ganymede July 4, 2006
mugGet the loose angelamug.

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