El Destructo tour

when you go out in a car in a quest to cause damage to other people's property, namely a mailbox

lets go for an el destructo tour to knobby's mailbox

by Rhyno June 6, 2003

Midnight Swamp Tour

An almost ineffective attempt at giving somebody a Chocolate Sunrise, resulting in them rolling over on their stomachs and getting the poop all over the bed.

I tried giving Elaine a Chocolate Sunrise, but she rolled over, turning it into a full-blown Midnight Swamp Tour.

by Ragingg June 6, 2010

tour de france

Verb. The physical act of biking to a friends house, in the user of the comment ususally means the trip would be long and difficult.

i'm gonna wait for my mom to give me a drive, i'm not gonna tour de france it to your place!

by firefighterbob November 5, 2005

kamakshi tours

Kamakshi Tours is a travel agency and taxi service provider in the Indian state of Assam

Contact Kamakshi Tours for best economy and luxury tour packages to North East India

by Kamakshi Tours May 7, 2021

Tour de France

The act of standing while masterbating and rocking from side to side with a look of intense concentration on your face. Most commonly seen in East European porn films of the 90's and 00's when a guy is waiting his turn for a ride on the bike.

Igor Tour de Franced as Toni and Pedro DP'd Helvika

by Dave McGinty October 6, 2006

Glamour Kills Tour

A North American tour with headlined by All Time Low, with We The Kings, Hey Monday, and The Friday Night Boys as opening acts. Glamour Kills.com sponsored the tour, hence the name.

Girl 1: Oh my god, I went to the best All Time Low concert EVAR last night!!!!!
Girl 2: ooo what tour was it?
Girl 1: The Glamour Kills Tour biznach!

by MRSGK16 May 6, 2010

Tour de Lance

What they should rename the Tour de France if Lance Armstrong wins his record 8th this year.

The Tour de Lance is the greatest test in cycling

by dbdbdpd July 11, 2009