shit on my dick

a) an exclamatory phrase used to portray any and all emotions, or lack thereof.

b) the extremely overused but beloved saying created by Rico 'Optimus Prime' Restirino.

c) often followed by the phrase 'n shit.

d) The awkward literal meaning, which refers to feces, and genitalia. (usually after fucking a bitch in her ass)

Derek: Rico you just got ur head blown off in CoD 5.
Rico: yeah i suck
Nate: Shit on ur dick rico
Rico: yeahhh shit all over my dick 'n shit

xxxxxx

*just stubbed toe*
"Shit on my dick!!"

*just fucked a bitch in the ass*
"Shit on my dick! anal is DIRTY"

by TheGorillaMist January 4, 2009

Ron on my Face

Having male ejaculate on your face.

"I woke up with some Ron on my face this morning."

by xmeddlerx June 8, 2018

Stomp on my leg

Like “twist my arm”, to convince someone to do something , usually used in a sarcastic way

“Dude, just ask her out”
“Fine, stomp on my leg”

by banana69420 August 27, 2021

Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022

Shredding it up on my platter

Skateboarding

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid

by hobobling October 2, 2010

I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

spell your name on my face

When a girl is sitting on someone’s face and she spells her name with her hips while being eaten out

him : “When we fuck i want you to spell your name on my face.”

by imjustbetter November 13, 2022