Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).
The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 12, 2019
A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
by MGE95 September 06, 2018
A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!
Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."
by Tawny Rocklestein February 28, 2021
A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
by Oaksbrett July 01, 2015
by Beltneck January 04, 2016
A clamorous, spasmodic, and piercing spray of noise and mucus droplets released suddenly from the nostrils without warning.
I was about to fall asleep in bed and he suddenly scream sneezed so loud that it made me pee myself and fly off the bed. I can only imagine what the neighbors must think.
by Kramer's Ghost June 18, 2021
When you yell too loud for too long before and or after you sneeze, generally to annoy or amuse people
by GOLIRA TIM June 16, 2020