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gentleman sausage

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick
Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017
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sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages
Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'
by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020
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“HOT SAUSAGE”

A phrase used by Ben Willbond (Actor part of “The Six Idiots”) used to express excitement or amazement
Wow I stink, “HOT SAUSAGE
by GraceyXx May 27, 2021
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sausage wrapper

When a fat girl wears a tight dress and the fat rolls bunch up,creating the sausage wrapper effect.
Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?

Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!
by tr353r February 3, 2010
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Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017
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Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.
Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!
by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019
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sausage tunnel

Larry: Man, I was really hoping to stick my penis up Susan's gravy funnel last night for my birthday but since he had Mexican for lunch she insisted that I just put it in her sausage tunnel as usual.
Joe: that's a real bummer man!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021
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