Simp

A simp is simply defined a measly man who will do anything to win the affection of a woman .
Putting hoes before bros.

“ hey dude Corey Norton is the biggest simp on planet earth “

by Buvner June 10, 2020

Simp

you

this is a joke your'e not a simp,

I hope

by nickiMango February 26, 2022

Simp

Somone that says anything and will do anything regardless of how they actually feel about a women to get in thier pants.

AkA White Knights

They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.

Damn, bro you dont have to give her that many compliments you simp.

by White Knights Unite November 18, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020

Simp

Nick Heiner

Nick stop talking you're a fucking simp that's why your last name is named after the fucking rear end SIMP

by BXBBYGOD April 9, 2020

Simp

When one of the bois most likely named Michael Hall puts hoes before the bros

God Michael is such a simp

by That1bruhmoment June 3, 2020

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023