nonchalant

a word a non-english-speaking -person casually uses when conversing with a english-only-speaking-person to demonstrate their proficiency of the English language.

English-only-speaking-person: where you stressed when you had to move halfway around the world, to a country that only speaks English?
Non-English-speaking-person: To be honest, I was quite nonchalant about the whole process, I try not to stress too much.
English-only-speaking-person: wow, for an Italian, your English is so good! You're using words like nonchalant and everything!
Non-English-speaking-person: Well, nonchalant is actually french...which is one of the 5 languages I speak.
English-only-speaking-person. well shit...

by ccamp54 June 21, 2020

noncha-lent

Noun 1.A play-on-words of the word nonchalant, which means apathetic towards lent
2.A really stupid reason for a stupid cunt named Korsekwinski to get you in trouble and steal your stuff
3.The feeling of apathy towards lent

1&2 That bitch yelled at me for making up noncha-lent!
3 This whole thing seems noncha-lent.

by Kat Monahandshake April 25, 2004

Nonchall

not cool or chill.

look at that cop over there.
hes such a nonchall

by thesediosed February 4, 2010

Nonexisdick

A name for a male without a penis, or a male with a penis barely visible to the naked eye.

Girl #1: "So I heard you didn't smoosh."
Girl #1: "Yeah, I made him drop trout, but I couldn't even see his dick."
Girl #2: "No wonder they call him Nonexisdick."

by Officer Raunch February 28, 2011

second to none

A really cool band from CHALFONT!

Second to none's gig is one tonite. it's gonna rock!!!!!!

by Brady Hickman (I am Gay) August 1, 2003

noner

When a nipple becomes hard and erect like a boner.

It is so cold outside in the fridged Minnesota winter, that I have noners!

by The Real Corn Wallace February 28, 2009

noner

When a mans own penis goes so far back into his body that it erects to go further. This can happen when a man is either scared, disgusted, turned off, or extremely cold.

When i fell through the ice I got a noner.

When I saw that fat old lady naked it gave me a noner.

by Thegman0063 January 6, 2011