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certified nonce

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!
by Lea232323 January 15, 2019
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NONCE RAID

The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce
Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’

Nonce Raid later boys?’
by DANGERDAVEINTHERAVE November 4, 2020
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Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.
Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.
by Boniitti July 8, 2019
mugGet the Nonce Passmug.

mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )
Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.
by Gutterpress February 18, 2022
mugGet the mong noncemug.

Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022
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Nonce juice

Combination of orange juice from concentrate and water. Most often used by ugly old men with gout.
“Why is Steve drinking nonce juice?”

“He’s preparing for when he goes to prison
by Youareugly2020 May 4, 2020
mugGet the Nonce juicemug.

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.
Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.
by Coops12345 June 29, 2017
mugGet the Kettle Noncemug.

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