sausage nonce

A person or persons doing inappropriate behaviour with Sausages

Look at them the 'Sausage Nonces'

by Meatball Mann June 23, 2020

Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.

Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle

by The_Angus_Experience December 15, 2008

Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.

Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!

by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019

gentleman sausage

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick

Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"

by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017

Sausage-Centric

-adjective: Used to describe a gumbo, which as a result of the perilous nature of shopping for sausage links in Brazil, contains a disproportionate amount of sausage.

Brenda: "I made a gumbo to celebrate the New Orleans Saints making the Superbowl."
Sean: "That sounds great."
Brenda: "I should warn you though- it's going to be somewhat sausage-centric."

by SausageLover17 February 9, 2010

sausage wrapper

When a fat girl wears a tight dress and the fat rolls bunch up,creating the sausage wrapper effect.

Ricky: "Hey Bonk, did you see Tina wearing that tight dress"?

Bonk: "Yes, she is so fat she looks like a sausage wrapper"!

by tr353r February 3, 2010

Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.

Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...

by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017