Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."

by ill mitch February 2, 2006

Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

by pawnkake August 29, 2009

russian pancake

A game where 2 people take turns jumping on to the other person's, trying to make it as painful as humanly possible. who ever did the least amount of screaming and wailing is the winner.

*Bob body slams Fred*
*Fred says "ow"*
*Fred stomps on Bob*
Bob: HOLY MOTHERF---ING SON OF A B----!
Fred is the winner of the Russian Pancake

by Anonymous Person #123456 June 1, 2011

Sneaky Russian

When you sneak up behind an unsuspecting female (or male), smash the bottle of vodka you have in hand, and then take them roughly from behind.

I was at this party and i gave a Sneaky Russian to a drunk chick. I took her most roughly.

by the surprised parties January 28, 2009

Russian Starfish

When you first a woman elbow deep, then unclench the fist into normal hand position and move it around.

I just have a girl a Russian Starfish and she was gasping for air like she was drowning.

by BrokeXCampbell June 24, 2019

Russian handshake

A type of anal fisting where the fist is lubed up with diesel before entry into the anal passage .

I can't remember what happend last night my ass feels like someone gave me a "Russian handshake" .

by Big__tasty May 2, 2019

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022