beany

beany, some may attribute this to your average beaner, but do not be fooled. it is quite literally, something that is beany. however, it's often used as a derogatory term for men with disabilities, specifically disabled gay men. beany was initially coined in 1837, by Sir Edward Clawfiggle Senior Calvin III, when he called a presumed witch. "you beany bastard, how hath you figgled with my miggle so factiously. I thus coin you, beany." Sir Edward Clawfiggle senior Calvin III has not yet taken legal action against the mainstream large-scale company, "beany babies". I do not understand why anyone would want to name a stuffed animal a beany baby, (disabled gay man baby) as that is highly misleading. however, whatever the case. the company has grown exponentially since the rise of babies being born, and apparently, the name was a statistically thought-out business decision. It could also just be a beany hat, something most beaners wear. as that is their coined trademark. however, I suggest using Beany instead of disabled gay man, as that may provide consequences on mainstream social media platforms. such as tik tok, instagram, and twitter. (now known as X, because Elon is strange.) Elon sounds a lot like elongated. I wonder if he is long.

"man those cherries are beany."
-chad

by snailsies August 4, 2023

beany

Being cute and sweet like Japanese azuki bean dessert. Mr. Bean is a prime example of British beany cuteness.

Ohh you are so beany that you make me want to vomit sweet bean paste!

by SharkyParty568 December 29, 2023

Beanie weenie

A girl who dates guys from Minnesota and takes school to seriously. Also cats

Her boyfriend is from Minnesota, she’s such a beanie weenie

by Godyahdig February 8, 2021

canny-wanny beany-weany

canny wanny besny weany is the cutest nickname for little ol’ cannesb3ans 🥺☺️☺️☺️😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️ cannesb3ans is a very special person they have a birthday everyday :yummy:

“hey canny-wanny beany-weany”
“hey”

by ihatecatchychouruses October 17, 2021

beanis

a beans reproductive organ

oh god that bean has a massive beanis

by thy bean lord November 17, 2021

Beanis

A transman's enlarged clit from HRT. Combination of the words bean and penis because it begins to get a shaft and and can get noticeable erections.

Chey has a beanis

by CheyDefinesThings December 24, 2023

beanie fc

academy of leng girls

Duski-"We should lowkey scout her to beanie fc"
HR-"Innit bwuv"

by beaniescouter July 3, 2023