A true master of the stealth orgasm, a clit ninja is capable of manipulating the clit (the sex organ primarily responsible for female orgasms) completely undetected and with astounding results; a clit ninja is also just generally good in bed.
Amy was so bored in Algebra, she slipped her hand down her skirt and had at it. What a clit ninja.
Tom went down on me for five hours last night. He's my personal clit ninja.
Tom went down on me for five hours last night. He's my personal clit ninja.
by nihil8r September 24, 2004
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Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.
Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.
Dude 1: I raped yo mom last night, I used the ninja approach.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.
by captain rape July 16, 2010
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by Paraplegic MC October 14, 2003
Get the fo shinja my ninja mug.1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.
2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s
3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s
3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
by Jennard May 14, 2006
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Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mug.Someone who surreptitiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.
by reverend megaton August 11, 2011
Get the dookie ninja mug.1) One, usually male, who engages in anal sex with another male, but who exhibits ninja-like speed, agility, or cunning during fornication.
2) A mostly derogotory term in the non-homosexual vernacular, something one straight man would say to degrade or embarass another. See also Butt Pirate or Ass Jockey.
2) A mostly derogotory term in the non-homosexual vernacular, something one straight man would say to degrade or embarass another. See also Butt Pirate or Ass Jockey.
1) We just kept moving from position to position, it was like he was some sort of bum ninja!
2) Oh man, what are you? Some bum ninja? Take a drink!
2) Oh man, what are you? Some bum ninja? Take a drink!
by Samchancho September 26, 2005
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