we need to talk

when you have screwed up or you are caught doing something wrong or if the woman generally feels like bitching at you about something, anything, this expression will be used

when guys hear this they get nervous and are like "oh fuck"

Melanie: We need to talk..

Joe: Oh for fuck sakes...

by meLlY2 April 09, 2010

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1) your fucked
2) the wife found your collection of porn

situation: the girlfriend walks in on you beating off

girlfriend: we need to talk
man: aww fuck

by bigmanoncampus September 22, 2003

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The phrase that proves your girlfriend has a tampon shoved too far up the wrong hole.

"We need to talk"
"No you need to talk, I'll just pretend I'm listening"

by SSDK May 18, 2004

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Synonym for: Hahaha, you're fucked now, aren't ya? Go fuck yourself you dumbass.

We need to talk, Tim.

by neutrino November 05, 2003

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when you walk in to your house and ur mother is sitting on the in a chair crying. and ur father is holding a baggy and pipe combo. Then u here them say son "we need to talk" advice’ either turn and hall ass as fast as u can down the block or stay there and take you ass kickin like a man. normaly when u hear the line "we need to talk it means your in for a long night.
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"hey babe hows it goin. uhh we need to talk." that normaly means that your girl friend or soon to be x girlfriend has another guy picked out and ready to ride him and you ass is gettin kicked to the curb! so if u here"we need to talk" that means nothing good it to come. best o put on ear muffs and walk away. because ur either gettin bitched at or dumped.

father,"nate we need to talk"
nate,"shit!"
father,"i cant believe u brought this shit in to my house. ur not my son."
nate,"thats nothing compared to what u use to have."
father,"U MEAN THER WAS MORE!"
father,"get over here u little son of a whore ur dead i fuckin hate u!","your going to rehab"
thats pretty much what happen at my house last night

by nate dogg March 07, 2005

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