bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

appreciation nan day

today show everyone that your Nan is the best and tell her why and maybe give her flowers

can you meet
no sorry it’s appreciation nan day
oh yea same tell your Nan she’s the best
and you

by O1.21do.one October 6, 2021

Nan

the person i was in bed with last night
Shrek was waiting outside with my cab to escape

i was in bed with your nan

by BILLBOB69420 January 20, 2020

Pull a Nan

To lie about the content of an upcoming test; to reel in

"Did you see the DBQ?" Andrew
"Yeah, I guess our teacher wanted to Pull a Nan! She said Nixon would never be on the exam!" Rachel
"Man, she reeled you in." Andrew

by David Mccullough September 20, 2012

ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))

ur nan :D

by daisy.oof April 8, 2020

Ya nan

Ya nanny

I f@#$ed ya nan

by Jfdhb December 24, 2021

nans

Shenanigans. Most often used among streamers.

Streamer: What? I just died? There's some nans going on here...

by Paulie W.F. Ryan May 23, 2024