Machu Picchu Mudslide

When you are having anal sex with a Peruvian woman without giving her a proper cleaning prior; when you pull out she has major colon blow all over your Johnson.

Last night I was banging Guadalupe and she had a Machu Picchu Mudslide all over the place.....It was nasty.

by sewer_brain_69 January 27, 2010

California Mudslide

The process which involves engaging in anal sex, and your female partner defficates on your penis, you then proceed to insert the penis in the vagina with long hard thrusts getting all the feces off the penis and into the vagina. Next, you get a standard size Turkey Baster and proceed to insert 4 to 6 cups of water into the shit filled vagina, shake your female partner around while holding the labia together and then finally have your female partner squat all over your head spewing out shit and water on your face resembling a California Mudslide!!!

I was bored one night so I let my girlfriend hook me up with the California Mudslide. I went to work without showering!

by Spasa Jovanovich January 3, 2008

Denver Mudslide

Giving someone a rimjob while they have diarrhea

It took me a long time and 200 bucks to convince her to give me a Denver Mudslide

by bobby mcbobberson May 13, 2007

vanilla mudslide

A messy facial that is delivered upon an "individual" by six or more men. This started out as a woman but changed to individual to be politically correct, since there are a lot of really sick homos out there.

Sally was really pissed that what started out as a nice drinking party with some of the fellows from down at the dock digressed into a vanilla mudslide.

"Oh stop crying, Betty...It was only a vanilla mudslide. The chocolate ones REALLY suck."

by Poop S. December 28, 2005

Canton Mudslide

Having a sexual partner defecate on ones back. Then having the fecal matter rubbed in to the anus.

Benjamin gave me a Canton mudslide last night. I can still feel his dried shit on my back and ass.

by BenjaminloverinCanton December 13, 2012

Nigerian Mudslide

When your hand slips while wiping your ass and you wipe shit across your taint and onto your balls.

I was in such a hurry to get out of the bathroom, I gave myself a Nigerian mudslide.

by Hobby-less December 29, 2016

English Mudslide

To give a girl laxitives, and have her diareah on you're chest

zach: hey amy, would u mind giving me a english mudslide??
amy: yea sure, let me take 3 laxitive pills instead of one, and there will be a waterfall of diareah on you're chest in no time!

by brian_S105 June 21, 2006