Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017

Muddy Alabama

When your girl has diarrhea and you fuck her in the ass.

My girlfriend had food poisoning and she let me have a muddy Alabama

by Tru goo March 31, 2017

Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-

“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”

by Discomation October 31, 2017

Muddy clapper

Were u clap ur cheeks and talk

Made by kai godden and brooklyn marynicz

I was in class and started doing the muddy clapper

by Brooklyn mmary February 24, 2018

The Big Muddy

= Blumpkin + Cleveland Steamer

The Big Muddy is when you position yourself over a partner and recieve oral while simultaneously deficating on your partners chest.

I gave this chick The Big Muddy last night and man, did I have some bad diarrhea! She still cleaning out her belly button!

by PoopJ9000 November 14, 2011

muddy bite

An act of retaliation when you go down on someone’s bootyhole and they haven’t properly cleaned. A simple bite right on the anal entry teaches the individual that they need to properly clean next time.

I went to lick his bussy and i felt a dingleberrry, so i gave him a muddy bite to let him know.

by Thedirtymonster April 4, 2023

Muddy Trampoline

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.

We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline

by PURGATWINKIE May 13, 2023