mongolian firebird

a sex position in which a woman does a hand stand and splits at the same time and the man gets a running start and jumps on top of her thrusting inside and balancing himself out on top of her.
Friend: What your favorite sex position?
You: Mongolian Firebird of course!
Friend: There's no way you could actually pull that off!
by Patient Xero April 16, 2016
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Mongolian Mozzarella

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.
by Cokaaayeeena August 08, 2020
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Mongolian Unicorn

When during a threesome you put a suction dildo on your forehead and let one of the other participants ride it
"Dude me, Janna, and brittany had a threesome the other night, I totally pulled a mongolian unicorn on them"
by Freshly Poured Bong Water January 24, 2022
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Mongolian Delight

The act of engaging in anal sex in wildly inappropriate and risky locations.
"This yard sale is boring" she said with a wink.So we went around back and found a gazebo for a quick Mongolian Delight.
by Mongolian DILF June 05, 2022
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Mongolian backshots

getting destroyed in a game or sport in a humiliating way, or backshots were moans are replaced with mongolian throat singing, and the givers hands are pulling your hair.
"Bro i was getting mongolian backshots"
"What happened?"
"I lost to Brad 20 to 1, and then he gave me mean mongolian backshots, man ypu should have heard my throat singing!"
"The fuck?"
by Day_Dog_The1st February 20, 2025
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Mongolian bagpipe

When a hairy throat singer throat sings around you marriage meat while also squeezing your testicular apparatus.
Bro idk what was happening the other night but the smelly hippie throat singer gave me a Mongolian bagpipe and I think im in love!
by Shartking117 December 16, 2024
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Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit
Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped
by insan3 September 09, 2021
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