your mom

My answer to everything.

Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

ur mom

How to win any conversation. Ever.

Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)

by mikeharr163 January 25, 2017

Utah Mom

A Mother that wears Lululemon, wears makeup everywhere, has a Stanley water bottle, keep up with the trends, has her kids involved in multiple extracurricular activities, and most importantly is MILF material.

person 1: Woah! did you see jenny's Mom at Target?

person 2: Yeah, she is definitely a Utah Mom.

by juulisntcuul January 18, 2023

Mom selfie

a selfie that is taken at a very high angle (where the phone is right above your head) like a mom who can never get the correct angles.

Oh my god Amris doesn’t know how to take good selfies she only takes mom selfies.

by migzishomo June 1, 2018

Hispanic mom

They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.

Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no

by Green Kiwi February 17, 2020

Pot Mom

A "Pot Mom' is a college educated wife who smokes pot a few times a month and makes a nice living. The Pot Mom always gets along with her husband's exes and or multiple Baby Mama's. The Pot Mom also takes care of her husband's children from a previous relationship(s). A Pot Mom is widely coveted by some men, since the Pot Mom is generally selfless and caring. The Pot Mom's in-laws can't even figure out why she is in her situation, considering there are far better life options.

Wayne doesn't make much money, but he has a Pot Mom to take care of everything while he plays Xbox.

by Big Oregon October 21, 2012

Ladera moms

Ladera moms are the foulest creatures in the land. They are in a Facebook group called ladera moms where they catch the “naughty” children of Ladera Ranch. An example of being “naughty” is being loud in front of someone’s house. They will take a picture of you and submit it to the group. I have studied these creatures for many days. They usually have blond hair, have a name like “Laura”, wear sunglasses all the time, wear a hat by billabong that says California love that has the California state flag on it, and talk in question form like “I’m going to the mall today?” They are all in some sort of workout class. They are always on their phone and go into some sort of universe while on their phone. If you try to talk to them they won’t hear you and if you even touch them while texts my they won’t even feel it

Ladera Ranch is home to the ladera moms

by G4rr3tt December 1, 2017