Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

by JMount August 31, 2006

moist boi

Any single alcoholic drink.

Ayo, hand me a moist boi - a cold one preferably.

by sraavo June 9, 2018

Doinky Moist

Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.

Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.

by Dj Eightrays April 3, 2003

moist towel

where you are licking a pussy then start heavily warm breathing in her vagina to make it moist.

johnney gave me the best moist towel

by Moneybagz1697 April 6, 2011

moist

to be cool, brought out in south central bel air-bring it out in your city

that ride is moist

by Neo June 3, 2003

Cakes Moist

When a girl is turned on and is very wet.

Can also be applied to and for gay men, who often act a little queenish and identifies with their feminine side.

Girl #1 - "Damn Girl, That man is hot. "
Girl #2 - "Hell yeah!, He got my cakes moist"

by Retrosexual3 December 20, 2010

Moist panties

Moist panties is a when you have an a oily croch and you need to see a doctor.

dad, I got Moist panties.

by verymanokbye March 18, 2019