Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 14, 2019

just mittens

Like 'just kidding', but... 'just mittens,' ya know?

AIM convo:

yourmomeatscarrots: i hate you and i hope you die
imyerbunny: y would u say that 2 me?!?!? ):
yourmomeatscarrots: just mittens!
imyerbunny: lol k.

by Billy Buddy August 03, 2005

Goose mittens

The rear pockets on a pair of pants or shorts where a partner may keep their hands for goosing.

She loves rocking goose mittens in the winter... I love it more.

by Snelp December 08, 2017

Nature Mitten

What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth

Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."

by PiRaTiCaL WeNcH October 09, 2012

Moist mittens

When two people hold hands and they get really sweaty and gross.

Dude I was so nervous it was full moist mittens with her

by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 14, 2011