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Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.
Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.
by B-ran1980 June 6, 2025
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Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?
by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021
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nuking missouri

bear finally comes to missouri to take charlie on a waffle house date
by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021
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Missouri Mudslide

When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.
I gave Lisa next door the best Missouri mudslide you ever seen.
by Nsmallz011 October 6, 2023
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Missouri mattress

When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.
Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.

Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.
by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023
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Southeast Missouri

So you know how there’s a place called the bottom of the barrel? Well this is the place when the barrel is empty and dry and they decide to squeeze the barrel one last time in an attempt to milk the barrel dry. There’s noone from there and Noone wants to be there. It truly is the Most beautiful place you’ll ever live.
How’d you learn to be good at everything you do?

Oh, well I went to Southeast Missouri state university.
It’s down in Southeast Missouri.
by Riehnbean m January 13, 2022
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Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass
Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"
by Qwertyioppasdf January 22, 2024
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