Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.
by It's A Clown's World March 16, 2024
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missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween
by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020
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Clever Missouri

Clever missouri: A hick filled town where you go to...clear your thots.
Carl: Stan just went to clever to clear his thots. Sure hope he is vaccinated!

Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
by Eatme2 May 16, 2020
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Conway, Missouri

A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.
Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.

"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"
by Damanjan June 21, 2017
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missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.
Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.
by Bigtappel22 April 07, 2018
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Adrian, Missouri

A small town around the western border of Missouri. It has a population of about 1500 and everybody knows each other.
George: Hey I heard you're leaving Portugal. Where might you be headed?
Dominic: The coolest town in the world, Adrian, Missouri!
by Abridges528 May 20, 2022
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eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.
by ang3lb0y October 09, 2023
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