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Greenfield Missouri

Creepy backwoods dead town in the country side full of old people and meth addicts and sex offenders that have no lives and do nothing but small town gossip nothing but lies because they’re extremely trashy bored and have no lives
“I just got back from greenfield Missouri”

“Ew you probably caught something
by Fafo123 January 2, 2024
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missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023
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Missouri Louie

When you tie a nuce around a black mans neck
Richard tied a missouri louie around the slaves neck.
by BigPickle7 December 9, 2021
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Silex, Missouri

A small town in east-centeral Missouri where you know everyone because they have the same last name
Person 1: Are u from Silex, Missouri?
Person 2: Yeah, how did you know?
Person 1: You have the same last name as me.
by qegsjidjrnrj April 13, 2019
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missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.
Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!
by aria.marz November 15, 2016
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Missouri Effect

When you get here most women you would say are a 6-7, but after a few weeks, you are suddenly unbelievably horny after locking eyes with any woman at a Casey’s
I believe the Missouri effect has kicked in man, that crackwhore was bad as hell, I can definitely fix her
by Urbanmo August 14, 2023
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Missouri Mudslide

When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.
This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her
by mustysausage June 27, 2021
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