missionhoff

When doing something is really hard.

Setting up broadband will be a missionhoff

by drschming April 4, 2005

mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

mission assccomplished

When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it

"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"

by BeepBoopSon August 24, 2016

Mission

Language of Origin: Scituate, Massachusetts has been adapted throught the south shore especially used in Norwell, Massachusetts

Can be used as a Verb/noun

Mission pronounced "M-i-ss-ion" is a slang term used to describe the act or action of having causal drunk sex in a car, but has been adapted to just refer to drunk causal sex or even just casual sex.

Example Verb:

Man: "damn bruh I really want to mission the hell out of Stacy, but my car is in the shop rn"
Friend: "that's ok, u can still say u missioned Stacy even if it's not in ur car"
Man: "word! I can't wait to mission Stacy this weekend, my parents will be out of town"

Example Noun:
Guy: "I'm on a mission"

Friend: "what type of mission"

Guy: "to fuck Janet, she is my mission"

Friend: "damn I wonder who my mission is"

by Tony 4 Prez June 11, 2016

Mission influshible

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission influshible, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017

Mission Imflushable

Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down

I was doing my mission imflushable, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down

by Suklaa May 14, 2017