Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

microwave beter

is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook

shai "i like boiling my noodles!"
the love of shai's life "microwave beter"

by Ilovetoweljob March 13, 2024

microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them

will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable

by midnightsage August 20, 2022

Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Microwave says mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

by Skar450 August 31, 2019

microwave mode

when u go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

imma go microwave mode boyz

by tristar pint June 21, 2019

micro-microwave

A very tiny microwave that can be put in your pocket, so you can cook anything

Hey, can you give me the Micro-microwave that is in your pocket, so I can cook the tiny stake?

by IDontHaveAnyIdeasForNames October 16, 2023