microwave

a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson

person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”

by microwave69420 June 25, 2019

Microwavable Bitch

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe

by Nat -Nat November 1, 2022

Microwave grilled cheese

An early 2020 sandwich created by Conner Price. Pure deliciousness

I eat microwave grilled cheese for breakfast.

by conner price December 13, 2020

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

Microwave Bird

Depending on region it can be know as Microwave Bord.

I woman (bird) that requires very little preparation or "heating" up

Why have a microwave bird when you can have fine steak.

by DeadGrizzly July 19, 2023

German Microwave

A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries

Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?

Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.

by Christoph6969 December 3, 2017

I have a microwave

1. An expression used in moments of emotional awkwardness or when someone wants to help but doesn’t know what to say. It often comes from a heartfelt intention that ends up sounding random or awkward.
2. A lighthearted way to acknowledge that you want to offer support but are at a loss for words, essentially saying you have good intentions even if the gesture is a bit off the mark.

During a heartfelt conversation about her struggles, Hannah wanted to offer support to her friend but ended up saying, “I have a microwave,” and everyone laughed at the awkward yet genuine gesture.

by CMDreamTeam September 11, 2025