when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
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She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
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