to mic somebody

To destroy a pussy with an unexpectidly big black cock, while you are a skinny white guy wearing an afro

"I want to mic somebody in the elevator"
"Yesterday he mic'd the shit out of me!"
"They are mixin' her hard!"

by TrashOwl April 15, 2024

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mic enforcer

H.P Baxxter the lead singer of the German techno band Scooter is frequently referred to as the Mic Enforcer.

"I'm the hard rhymer
The track attacker
The mic enforcer
The tricks checker
I am the law"

by EXAMOON February 22, 2025

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when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

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Its fancy rizz, as in
Are you a microwave? BeCaUsE i FeEl SoMeThiNG coOkInG uP iN hErE

by Chix_Nugget January 24, 2024

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When a toxic 9 year old on Xbox live digests the mic

by A fucking loli October 11, 2021

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When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

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Person, usually a politician who hides behind a microphone or megaphone but cannot defend their statements in a debate or open forum.

Congressperson Smith is a Mic biter. They refuse to answer reporters questions.

by Mdmckin April 09, 2022

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