to mic somebody

To destroy a pussy with an unexpectidly big black cock, while you are a skinny white guy wearing an afro
"I want to mic somebody in the elevator"
"Yesterday he mic'd the shit out of me!"
"They are mixin' her hard!"
by TrashOwl April 15, 2024
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mic enforcer

H.P Baxxter the lead singer of the German techno band Scooter is frequently referred to as the Mic Enforcer.
"I'm the hard rhymer
The track attacker
The mic enforcer
The tricks checker
I am the law"
by EXAMOON February 22, 2025
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mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
by Mike Hawkington the Third October 02, 2023
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open the mic

it is a thing, a real thing.

opening the mic.
I can't open the mic right now.

She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
by carperro March 09, 2021
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Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.
Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!
by Fucknutz90 April 27, 2025
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Mic Sock

A girl who frequently sleeps with radio DJs, podcasters, and anyone who uses a microphone to make a living.
"I banged this chick on the weekend, but she also slept with our morning show host, and afternoon DJ. She's a total Mic Sock, bro"
by teddyyql December 01, 2014
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mic-ah

by McisBored November 21, 2023
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