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metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system
Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.
by black flag May 30, 2004
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dead-butch straight heterosexual

The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.
Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!
by Braithwait July 27, 2006
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metrosexual

-noun- an urban heterosexual male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.

First use of the word occured in the UK in the early part of 1994. It was soon dropped into urban myth and reappeared in 2002 in one of many men's lifestyle magazines. it then became commonplace in general fashion and lifestyle terminology.
John is such a metrosexual! He pratically lives in Prada and can't live without his Zuhr facial stuffs!
by r00t3d October 4, 2004
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metrosexual

People who can only get aroused while riding on an underground electric railways. Actually, more common than people think affecting up to 2 percent of the worlds population.
"My boy Ryan is a metrosexual, he can only get it up with a bitch, when he's riding on the subway"
by doctorwhatsup November 3, 2012
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Metrosexual

A metrosexual can only be a man-lover; Metrosexuals are women or men who are sexually attracted to Metro Man from Megamind.
The metrosexual Hillary Clinton prowls the streets for her desire, Metro Man.
by Kalinkax3 September 13, 2019
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Flaming heterosexual

Flaming heterosexual: 1. a person who communicates their preference for heterosexual sex often. 2. a person who tries to fulfill stereotypes of their sex's gender. 3. toxic masculinity 4. a homosexual trying to convince himself how straight he is through machismo 5. a violent, bigoted, right wing, veteran, rapey, dude with a beard.
The bearded fat guy at the union meeting talked about football all evening but when he said his dream was to open a automotive repair shop I told him to just stop being such a flaming heterosexual and sit somewhere else.
by справжнє May 31, 2019
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Metrosexual

Men that look and act like fags.
Characteristics of a metrosexual include, wearing tight clothers, thong sandals in public, and have highlights in their hair.
Stores of preference of the Metrosexual:
Hollister Co.
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
A:"Whats up with that fag with the sandals on?"
B:"Probably bought them at Hollister, little metrosexual fag."

A:"hey you wanna go see what they have in Abercrombie?"
B:"Fuck no, man, that stores metrosexual.."
by MachoMan August 2, 2006
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