melon head

ones head that is shaped in the size of a melon. one ugly stupid tag along with very bad acne resembling a hens ass with the body of a ethiopian crossed with a somalian. yellow teeth dragon breath mutherfucka.
melon u fuckin tag along. suck my dong.
by Luke Gill January 07, 2005
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'mazin melon

A drink made by hawiian punch that contains heroin that makes you addicted to it
Dam I need a fix of Mazin Melon
by Katoon May 10, 2003
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Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee
Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon
by LOZZABOZZA June 09, 2021
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push melon

Word that was on urban dictionary but has been taken of urban dictionary
This is a push melon
by Murfman85 October 19, 2015
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Melon Docking

The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.

To fuck a hole in a Melon.

Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.
David’s evening at the bar ended in a 4 hour session of Melon Docking
by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019
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Holy Melon

Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 02, 2019
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Melon fuck

The act of fucking someone with melon usually twelve year old boys
by Ggooog November 14, 2021
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