Matthew's are the sweetest guys around. He will always be there for you when you need him. Matthew's are amazing listeners who are or will make great father's and wonderful husbands. Charming and very entertaining in many ways. Loves his friends more then anything. VERY Christian in every way. If he loves you he will show it in his own cute way.
Matthew
by Remember what and April 05, 2019
A smart annoying embarrassing person that wears glasses , and spends his life on video games and chicken , he probably hangs around annoying people , His love for chicken is stronger than anything he loves other than his parents
Amare - hey do you know who Matthew is
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world
Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world
Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*
THE END
Mary - yea he's the coolest guy in the world
Amare - and I'm the badass guy in the world
Mary *coughs* you wish
Amare - *hits Mary really hard causing Mary not to talk to him again*
THE END
by FrancisAlgore May 22, 2017
An extremely retarded person who is dumb. They eat far too many fetuses. Like far far too many. One who is literally always crawling around and screaming like an idiot. Worships a Purple Cuaillou for no reason.
by MamacitaTime November 09, 2019
He is known as gay in the mom-community. He takes sexual jokes too far. Among the ladies he is totally cool and they all really respect him for his personality, but yet still thirst for his body. He is someone who finds pleasure in tickling. He also pleasures himself with fruits and small animals. He's a pretty ratchet dude. Surprisingly enough, he is a boy scout. He only wears khaki pants and collared shirts on the daily. And of course, he owns a pair of very VERY short cutoff jolts. Oh, and he has a huge DICK.
by Matthew Queer June 08, 2012
by sebastian Juhnger November 24, 2009
Matthew is a giant teddy bear. He's 6'3" and totes huggable. He has hair you just want to play in and cheeks you can't stop pinching. He's super hilarious and friendly. He plays saxophone and bums around on league of legends all day. He wears glasses and he used to have braces. He's liked a lot of girls and none of them are the girl who's sooooo infatuated with him. He always dates girls that seem right for him but never work out. He's a friend-zoner and a friend-zonee. But I guess everyone is. His most common nickname is Matt. Matthew is sometimes really blind to the obvious and very down to earth. He's a total dork and really likeable and that's it I guess.
Khamar ~ Hey noob, 420 blaze it
Matthew ~ Lol, you're so stupid.
Felicia ~ Matt, can i have a hug?
Matthew ~ No, dork. *hugs her anyways*
Matthew ~ Lol, you're so stupid.
Felicia ~ Matt, can i have a hug?
Matthew ~ No, dork. *hugs her anyways*
by Coolie be coolin'! February 04, 2014
by Icrycauseraiderssck November 23, 2021