mat bailie

A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats

He looks at me like mat bailie goats

by SycoSammiCrazyClare November 2, 2017

Mats

Is superior

Mats is a superior human hes got the biggest cock

by DarwinAkaMatsTheSuperior February 3, 2022

mats roald

He is the best guy ever.

Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald

by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019

mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018

Mat-howgen

Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.

I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!

by Dangus Smith August 6, 2023

Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly

A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat

by Gail fitz August 28, 2021

The Mats

Doing a clean mechanical outplay

The mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017