matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

The best match player

Sam

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018

MATCH TAN

Richest guy in Singapore with multi millions properties.

Match Tan is the Realtor in Singapore who owns multi millions properties.

by Match777 November 22, 2021

Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.

Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!

by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023

cage match

a scenario in which 2 guys use a double edged fleshlight at the same time.

"come over later for netflix and a cage match?"

by c*ckjugglingthundahkunt June 13, 2017

Mix & match

an annoying prick

You know that Mix & match keed?
Absolutely hadakeed with that keed

by JermoeASFrealnotfake March 1, 2022

Match maker

That one kid in your school when you’re talking to someone of the opposite gender, even if it’s platonic between you and your best friend. Trying to get you to date/match even if both people don’t want that. They also usually scream “W Rizz” and are an obnoxious popular jock/class clown kid.

Tl;dr the wingman no one asked for

Boy: “hey, how was the test”
Girl: “did great, thanks for asking”
Annoying person: “Heh W RIZZ”
Boy: “stop being a match maker”

by HistoricalFanatics March 3, 2024