markos

a ethopian creature lurks out at night past curfew and enjoys long stays in youth dentention centres, likes to hang out with rookie drug dealers doing childish things on the streets of burnaby

hey markos go fetch me a pack of smokes

by PAUL CAINE January 14, 2009

Bastard marks

1.)When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!

Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?

by Its mE Alex July 24, 2008

Brotation Marks

When replying to a question, the use of Bro at the beginning of the sentence and the end of a sentence (like the use of quotation marks). Often used to say a witty/comedic comeback to the posed inquiry.

Example 1
Dude 1: My girlfriend got pregnant and i have no idea how!
Dude 2: Bro, based god fucked your bitch bro!
Dude 1: Nice use of Brotation marks, but that doesn't help the situation!

by Efstathios 'The Greek' October 10, 2011

St. Marks

A ridiculously over-gayed all boys private school in Dallas, TX. All of the boys who attend love to bash the Greenhill students, but only because these persons are obvisouly superior to the ALL BOYS attendees of St. Marks.

"Hey, this totaly jerk flipped me off while I was driving today!"
"He was probably from St. Marks"

by Joe Mallick January 12, 2009

Skin Marks

A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills.

Hey Bailey! Check out these skin marks on Sarah's panties!"

by Ingl October 17, 2010

Markusing

Taking another person's kill on a video game.

Hey, stop markusing other people's kills.

by Taco the ninja January 19, 2009

Markus

Markus is a strange guy who loves food and will put anything in his mouth just for the sake of eating.

Damn, Markus stole my lunch again.

by jenjii February 19, 2020