mango balls

A rare desieze that occurs on pre pubescent homosexual males with exterior rectal cancer
Did you here that Blake has mango balls
by Oooooffff January 12, 2018
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Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.
Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango
by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021
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Mango pepsi

Mango pepsi is a cola with the taste of mango. Its kinda good, but is best as a sommer drink. People think its bad but sometimes is good.
Person 1: Imma get sum mango pepsi, u wanna get sum?
Person 2: Nah fam, its a sommer drink
by Vix69420 January 25, 2022
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Dirty Mango

Is when you heat up a mango for about 3 minutes on high take it out of the microwave then cut a hole in it and insert your penis and fuck it long and hard til you cum.
Yo ha did a dirty mango last night bro.
by Mic longdick June 28, 2012
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Mango Mexicano

A sex move whereby a man takes a shot of tequila, hits a mango flavored vape, and blows the cloud into a woman's vagina, which the woman will promptly queef out into the man's mouth so that he may take a second hit.
I'm gonna head to the store to pick up some juul pods and a bottle of tequila; I'm gonna give my girl a mango mexicano tonight!
by Detective Georgie February 01, 2022
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The Immortal Mango

1. A mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.

2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.
1. What the hell is the deal with The Immortal Mango?

2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.
by Draz'Andant July 14, 2003
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Mango juice

Only the dankest of drinks available to the average human
Sam: this juice is terrible
Joe: are you kidding me? That's mango juice ! I don't even know you anymore.
by Billy_bob123 June 23, 2017
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